Collage of 4 different images, top left - a white heart handled mug with the words Explore Your Map, top right - a circular earring holder with a picture of a bee on a rainbow background (red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple stripes), bottom left - a black and white foldable fan with the words Queer Business Club and bottom right - a badge with the words Easily Dist ... Look Sqiurrel! in a rainbow of colours

making merchandise as sexy as your business

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of merch

From individual orders to wholesale

Hosting your E-commerce websites

Our team selling at your events

Consultation calls about your current merchandise

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We have a number of ways that we can help you!

pick your perfect option

The Kickstart

30 min onboarding call

Subdomain with up to 3 products

Quarterly calls with our team

10% commission of the profit

10% discount on your own orders

Affiliate package

The Accelerator

60 min onboarding call

Own domain with up to 10 products

Bi-monthly calls with our team

15% commission of the profit

15% discount on your own orders

Affiliate package

The Peak

In person onboarding day

Own domain with up to 20 products

Monthly calls with our team

20% commission of the profit

20% discount on your own orders

3 in person events ran by our team

Affiliate package

Promotional material

A VIP merchandise bundle

Priority support

Want to see our Cheat Sheet to help you pick your merchandise?

We have compiled a document that gives you our Do's and Don'ts, some top tips and even a prompt to use Chat GPT to help you work out what merchandise would be relevant for your business!

If you want to get your hands on it, then enter your email below and we will send it through to you on email.

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Testimonials

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The team have gone above and beyond with our merch requests, often at short notice, and the items are always top class. Shout out to Lisa for being super patient and such a dream to work with! We highly recommend Mother of Merch and look forward to ordering loads more in the near future.

Kelly F

Whenever I need anything made for any occasion, I go to Lisa. Her creativity and attention to detail are unparalleled, and she always brings my vision to life perfectly. Whether it’s a thoughtful gift, a unique decoration, or something completely custom, Lisa delivers with care and quality every single time. She makes everything extra special, and I wouldn’t trust anyone else with my personalised gifting needs!

Hana A

Lisa from Mother of Merch is an absolute gem!

She’s collaborative, fun, and bursting with creative ideas that perfectly match my themes.

Her support and expertise make every project a breeze - I can’t recommend her enough!

Lou E

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you have a minimum order quantity?

No! We do offer wholesale options which will make orders cheaper, but we believe that merchandise should be accessible for everyone - whether you are a business of 1 or 1,000! So it doesn't matter how many of something you are after, we can help you get merchandise that matches your business.

How do I submit my logo for the quick order?

After you have placed your order, please email us at [email protected] with your order number and the logo that you require.

How can I take up one of your services?

Before you can sign up for one of our services, we need to have a discovery call to discuss your requirements and make sure that we can help you and that we are a great fit for each other. Click here to speak with one of our team about our services and find out what is right for you!

If you are unable to talk on the phone, or do not like it and wish to take up one of our services, then please email us at [email protected] with the title "Service discussion".

How do I become an affiliate?

Please click here to complete our affiliate form or if you wish to view more information, then head on over to our affiliate page to find out more details about how to become an affiliate for us - we love our Merch Magnets and are always happy to talk to anyone that is interested in being involved!

How long are the contracts for?

All of our contracts are for 12 months and come with the option to pay in full or to pay monthly. Each contract is personalised to the service user and therefore are not on the site for viewing. If you have any questions, then please email the team at [email protected]

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